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So that’s how the Internet works…

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I’ve come to terms with the fact that blogging about 19th century Nevada Senators and depressed cat burglars doesn’t necessary accrue the site visits that bloggers crave. But since the popularity of Chat Roulette has confirmed my theory that the internet is moving to a supreme singularity (think Seinfeld’s corner of 1st and First), it appears that one particular subject within this event horizon of the Web has magical traffic driving powers.

Like the ancient Hebrews and their sacred word “Yahweh”, the Internet’s holiest words are obvious: Justin Bieber. Since we told you about his terrifying political powers on Friday, this website’s site traffic statistics showed that people reached EPM through googling phrases like “pictures of justin biebers house” “how to draw justin bieber big pictures” and “justin bieber en grand forma”.

I am now fascinated by the power of Justin Bieber to drive traffic to any site- so to test this theory I’ve decided to write some weird combinations of words involving Justin Bieber and see what gets googled. Justin Bieber German Cabbage Recipe. Justin Bieber Shirtless Vampire Twitter Picture. Justin Bieber French Mandate Lebanon. Justin Bieber International Zionist Conspiracy.

Do you guys have any fun suggestions? Feel free to add some in our comments section! Let’s see what we can’t haul up from the depths of the internet.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

May 3, 2010 at 1:29 pm

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  1. Justin Bieber Cranberry Street Drug Remix.

    Yahweh

    May 3, 2010 at 2:13 pm

  2. Who IS Justin Bieber? Who? From whence did he come? I went to Europe and then came back and it’s all Justin Bieber is my boyfriend! Try this one, Justin Bieber Sex Scandal Donkey Cake.

    leahfranqui

    May 3, 2010 at 4:15 pm


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