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Oh AZ you so crazy–I think I wanna have yo babies

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Watch out Texas! Arizona is making a run for your “craziest state in the Union” title. This match up is gonna be epically ignorant–not to mention extremely well airconditioned. Perhaps as a follow up to their last batshit crazy bill, the Arizona House of Representatives has passed a bill with a provision that all candidates who wish to be on the state’s presidential ballots must submit paper work proving they were born in the United States.

Take that Barack Obama! Now everyone will know you were born in Mexico. Wait, he is that kind of undocumented immigrant, right? Regardless, it appears as though Arizona has a major problem with illegal immigrants- not just as a drain on public resources- but more devastatingly they keep taking up spaces on state’s presidential ballot that should go to real A-murr-icans. Oh Carlos the Sleepy Mexican Janitor, will you ever learn?

I know we at EPM have really been ragging on Arizona lately, but it’s because that state seems intent on passing the nation’s craziest laws. In fact, a quick internet search shows that in the Grand Canyon state that

…it’s illegal to fire a gun from a tugboat or the vessel being towed

…it’s illegal to possess more than two dildos in one residence

…while a donkey can sleep anywhere else in that house, it may not legally sleep in the bath tub

Sigh. Let’s just scrape together $250, buy a foreclosed home in ex-urban Phoenix and wait for the sun to destory our brains too.


Written by Your Benevolent Editor

April 21, 2010 at 10:15 am

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  1. Only if CA or FL were as crazy – they’d be recreating the Spanish Inquisition to have numbers in sheer mass for bulk export. Our economy still runs on slave trade, amirite?


    April 23, 2010 at 11:51 am

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