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Slow down Officer Dickface! You made me spill my beer!

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Check out this  Girls-gone-wild style mug shot of Tasha Lee Cantrell, which was taken afer she was arrested on April 5th for allegedly consuming alcohol underage while in the back of a cop car. Tasha’s friend was popped for DUI (surprise surprise) and when Tasha received a ride home from a friendly police officer the 19-year-old got a little thirsty opened up a Steel Reserve beer and began to drink it befor getting arrested herself. Mmm tastes like malt liquor and classyness!

Tasha’s stupidity clearly stems from the failure of our nation’s school system to inform kids about malt beverages. The beer, or really any hobo-strength fermented beverage can be consumed a number of places like a bus, an underpass, behind the bleachers at a rural high school or on top of any of your fine city’s heating grates. It is not however recommended to drink in front of the police.

Indeed perhaps, like the Civil Rights movement before them, it is time for tube top wearing tramps from Florida need to get up, clean the vomit out of their hair, and protest for their rights to perform the sacred ritual of drinking like a bum in public!

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

April 8, 2010 at 3:49 pm

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