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The 1990’s are back! And they’ve got guns

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Neon clothing. High tops. Those fade hair cuts. Everywhere you turn it seems like 1990’s nostalgia is en vogue, and this trend has even brought back anti-government extremist militias. As if!

This weekend federal officers arrested 9 people connected to the “Hutaree” a christian fundamentalist militia based in Michigan. This armageddon happy group sought to kill members of “The Brotherhood”, their term for law enforcement, to spark some kind of end of days situation. Damn, these people are gonna get hard time…and a pilot deal with TNT! Basic cable will eat that shit up.

I suppose my biggest problem with this whole story is just how dated it feels! Someone better tell Brendan Fraser because at this rate every 90’s cultural icon is gonna return to the spot light. I just feel these people should find a new way to appease Jesus through murder: A snappy blog would be much more au currant.

Finally, note that this group is from Michigan, the nation’s militia-iest state. I suppose it’s good to know that there are some growth sectors in Michigan’s moribund economy.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

March 29, 2010 at 4:10 pm

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