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Harry Reid: Mr. Magoo or Machiavelli?

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Senator Harry Reid did something stupid that I bet he’ll privately blame on just being exhausted. He’s a mormon you know and they are strictly forbidden from drinking caffeine, let alone doing crystal meth like everyone else who has ever come from Reid’s Nevada home town.

So this lethargy from working his butt off on healthcare reform is probably what caused the incident below earlier today:

Oh my god did he just throw a gang sign? How did he vote no? Are the Bloods against the healthcare over haul bill or is it the Latin Kings? Ughh this stuff is so hard to keep straight.

Anyway, maybe Harry Reid is a blind bumbling old man who just needs a good long nap and accidentally voted no. OR this closet political genius voted no at first so that way he could tell his constituents in his tough reelection campaign that he voted against healthcare reform. How clever! How not stupid! He must have just been pretending to be an inept dweeb the whole time.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

March 26, 2010 at 3:40 pm

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