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How many puns can one fugitive monkey engender?

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I dare you to watch this video and tell me which person is a bigger public nuisance– a stray monkey that has been stealing fruit from homes in suburban Tampa or the Today Show reporter who is trying to break the world record for idiotic animal puns in one fluff piece.

My question is, did Gary Sanders, the reporter, want to be Walter Cronkite and ended up on the Today show making bad monkey jokes? Who knew media work was so degrading? Jeez I mean all reporters expect at that Barbara Walters would at one point or another hurl her feces at you, but this is –hahahaha- bananas!

More over, I believe that the true public safety concern here is the monkey’s use of social media. Who knows when this stealing simian will get his own Twitter and use it for his malevolent macaque machinations? You know what they say: you can put 1,000 monkeys in a room with 1,000 iPhones with the twitter app and after a millions years they will eventually produce Hamlet something worthwhile on Twitter.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

March 24, 2010 at 4:07 pm

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