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Ugh where was this guy when I saw “Shutter Island”?

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Last saturday in a movie theater in Los Angeles a man somehow managed to both succinctly express my opinions about the movie Shutter Island AND show why you should silence your phone when at the movies.

Apparently, a woman wouldn’t stop talking on her cell phone through out the film, was stabbed by an angry fellow movie goer with a meat thermometer. Wow! Who would have suspected that would be the murder weapon? Not to make too many references to cannibalism, but it seems to me if you were interested in eating your victim it would be very convenient to use a cooking instrument as a murder weapon.

More importantly, I feel this whole incident is a nice metaphor for the film Shutter Island: strange, violent, painful, confusing and a total rip off a Hitchcock Movie. Maybe I’ll send a box full of meat thermometers to Martin Scorcese’s house to get him back to what he does best: filming rats getting moy-doy-d.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

March 10, 2010 at 5:46 pm

Posted in Show Business

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