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Chuck Norris turns 70, reveals his immortality

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Yea, and the Lord said “Oh Chuck Norris, immortal ninja of justice, please take your foot off my throat”.

While I usually hate those “Chuck Norris is a crazy bad ass” jokes, this fact may just confirm his awesome and dreadful powers: today, March 10th, 2010, Chuck Norris turned SEVENTY FUCKING YEARS OLD. Move over Mr. Miaga and Pai Mei, Chuck Norris is officially the world’s most dangerous geriatric kung fu warrior.

I wonder what Chuck Norris is doing for his birthday today…curing AIDS with his tears (too bad he never cries)? Counting to infinity—twice? The truth of the matter is that Chuck Norris is in real life scary fundamentalist Christian, so like every old man he’ll probably just wandering around his home, round house kicking the Devil.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

March 10, 2010 at 6:07 pm

Posted in Health and science

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  1. BAD JOKE VERY BAD ONE AND PROFANY please DELETE IT

    A CRISTIAN LADY

    October 24, 2011 at 6:47 am

    • dont got to be a pussy about it

      no

      February 9, 2012 at 8:24 pm


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