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Naked Rahm Emanuel assaults Congressman, and his mother couldn’t be prouder

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Don’t worry about me Mr. Health Care Reformer, I’ll just sit in the dark waiting for you to remember your poor lonely mother….

Recently resigned NY Congressman Eric Massa demonstrated in an interview today how little he knows about the mental derangement that having a Jewish mother engenders. Massa, who accused Emanuel of harassing him and forcing him out of Congress because of his lack of support for health care reform, cannot possibly represent any district in New York if he doesn’t get that you don’t mess with an angry yid.

Massa recalls one terrifying encounter when he was in the Congressional gym’s locker room “showering, naked as a jaybird, and here comes Rahm Emanuel, not even with a towel wrapped around his tush, poking his finger in my chest, yelling at me.” A nude Rahm Emanuel screaming at you in a gym shower? God there are a lot of submissive closeted Republican congressman who must have had to cross their legs when they heard that one.

Massa seemed shocked by Emanuel’s aggressiveness, and said he was “an individual who would sell his mother to get a vote.” Now I as someone with a Jewish mother whose greatest dream in life is to have children as successful as the Emanuels, I can assure you that ANY Jewish mother work her schmaltz would be sold into white slavery if it meant her child would have even the tiniest measure of success. Does that breed soul crushing guilt? Yes. Does it give people the chutzpah to yell at their nude colleagues? Of course. But it’s truly what has sustained my people, and thus the global banking system and media, for thousands of years.

I basically think anybody shocked by Emanuel’s naked behavior is an idiot: I say if you don’t want to get screamed at by a nude Hebrew, stay out of Washington.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

March 8, 2010 at 3:11 pm

Posted in Congress

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