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Drudge Report outs Obama’s secret Jesus juice problem

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What, no pun about how Obama is a radical socialist revolutionary who has had one too many “Molotof Cocktails”?

Matt Drudge led his famous site today with a quote from Barack Obama’s newly released personal health report that recommended “moderation of alcohol in take” for the nation’s commander in chief.

You know, time was a drunk President was considered a happy President. Ulysses S. Grant used to brew jungle juice in the executive bath tub. Betty Ford became one of the nation’s most beloved first ladies thanks to her love of a nice gin and tonic and painkillers.

If anything Dubya’s time a president suggests that reformed drunks are actually infinitely more dangerous than current souses, mostly because they have more time on their hands and spending money.

Matt Drudge, despite running my favorite website, is therefore a moron for tacitly accusing Obama of being an alcoholic. Although kudos for suggesting a new anti-Obama meme!

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

March 1, 2010 at 12:11 pm

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  1. At 179 pounds, I’m sure they’ll call him a “lightweight”.

    Relentless

    March 1, 2010 at 1:49 pm


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